Ok friends, it seems that the rain has broken...finally. I couldn't believe it when I saw the sun today... I soaked up it's glorious rays... I didn't wear sunscreen, and I, against 4 out of 5 doctors advice, looked directly into the sun. Yeah...I'm living on the edge.
Speaking of The Edge.... Did you know I went to the concert on Tuesday...oh you did...oh. Nevermind.

I went for a facial today... I love Elizabeth Grady. I always feel so foo foo when I go there...even though I am SO not a foo foo person... I'm more like a higher level white trash person who likes Coach Purses. (I buy them Obsessively....it's a sickness)
So, anyways, back to Elizabeth Grady- I had their Harvest Facial...which cost's a fortune, but feels great and smells like Thanksgiving...without the turkey. During the facial, Lisa, the esthetician, wiped my eye, and when she did, it shifted my contact lens, which in turn slid somewhere into my sinus...at least that's what it felt like.
If you have contacts, you know what I mean. I decided that I could live with it until she left the room during the "Let the Mask Set" phase of the program. That was only about 5 minutes later, so I could handle it.
I totally forgot that my hands were all lubed up and in little baggies. Yeah, I'm not going to go into how that looked...let's just say the short bus should be coming to pick me up soon.

I can't believe it's already the end of the month. My anniversary is on Tuesday. I haven't bought anything for my husband yet... and well... I have NO IDEA what I should give him. It's kind of silly... I know he doesn't care what I get, just as long as I love him...or some happy bullshit like that. Last year was easy, I bought him a Hammock. Something he wanted but would never buy for himself. (Of course, I think I ended up using the hammock more than him, but it's ok.... it's the thought that counts)

Well, that's it for now...I will have to post again later... I'm having a visit from the Animal Shelter at 5 o'clock... yeah...to see if I am suitable to be a Dog Owner....whatever.

A way long overdue update

Ok...So it's been 3 months since my last confession...er...um... Update...
Let's see, where to begin...

Well- I got my results for my body scan...(I got them on Monday... yeah- 3 months later). Things look good...maybe... they want to take a closer look at the films... what ever.

My OB/GYN is leaving the practice...she's opening her own Laser Skin treatment center... hmm... that's an interesting job change... I guess you can only look into the caves of nastiness for so long. Her patients should take it as a hint... time for depillitory treatment. TRIM THE HEDGES!

I can't say whether or not I am upset about her leaving, as I have only seen her twice, however... I am not looking forward to introducing another person to my holiest of holes. It's kind of like bringing a new person into our relationship. Yeah... awkward, and a whole lot of false grooming.

Also- my endocrinologist is leaving the practice too... That's not such a big deal...he just poked at my thyroid and prescribed me drugs... (I like the drugs though).


We've both been pretty healthy, thank goodness... especially since we bought the house. I think once we settle down, we are both going to come down with a nasty case of something.
The house is doing well, now if it would only stop raining... I have had enough of this. I mean, since when did we secede to the Pacific Northwest? I demand a recount.
We have chipmunks... little bastards. There are holes in my backyard that are filling up with water. My yard is beginning to look like Bushwood Country Club... I am seriously considering hiring Carl the Greenskeeper to plant some C4 in the holes.

We are definitely happy to be in our own home though... It's kind of like that commercial, you know, the one where that couple are "dancing" in their apartment, and their landlord gives them a hard time, so they buy some kick ass speakers and the commercial ends with them "dancing" in the living room of their new single family home. That's what it feels like... lots of dancing to loud music, and trips to Home Depot. Oh yeah-- the song in that commercial is played by the Kings of Leon, whom opened up for U2 last night...

Speaking of U2... we were at the concert last night... FUCKING AMAZING. Almost as good as the Zoo TV tour. I have to say, Larry Mullen Jr. is a tasty little Lucky Charm. I would give my left arm to be his drum stool for one night. I am glad that I can now say that I saw U2 at the Garden... I didn't like calling that place the Fleet Center... it just sounds wrong... Fleet...isn't that a name of a company that manufactures enemas? The TD Banknorth Garden... Close enough. It will never be The Garden, but it's all that we can take for the time being... until it gets bought by Wal-Mart....or some other Corporate Goon.

Anyway--- U2 concert...totally worth the $165 we paid (plus $40 to be in the fan club!)

Stay dry friends... talk to you soon.... until then...