From a while ago... but still funny

So, last night I came home from a rigorous 12 hour scrapbooking day to find my husband drunk, wearing headphones, watching wrestling. Really, very drunk. He told me that he had had 5 beers in an hour or so. (Mike is a light weight, so after 2 beers he's usually obliterated.)

"5 Beers, WOOOOOOOOOOO"- says Mike, at 10:30 PM, rather loudly.

Ever see "Old School"? You know, when Frank "The Tank" funnels his first beer- "It tastes so good when it hits your lips" - I can only imagine that that's what Mike was doing before I got home.

Now, I'm going to have to lock up the liquor cabinet before I go out.

OY